Now, if it's one thing Nephrite has in spades, it's s-t-y-l-e!! He's going to give us some tips on how to be a master of evil and deceit and a debonare playboy at the same time!

First, invest in a good tuxedo. And I mean a GOOD tuxedo. If you have to rent it, chances are it's just not that good. Remember, if you don't look good in a Tuxedo, you don't look good in anything!

Probably most important is your set of wheels. I like mine red and fast (heh, the way I like my women). If you can find one, a 1984 Ferrari Testarossa 512 will do. If you can't find one, try not to get a wannabe sports car like SOME folks we know. Porshes are always good, but I can't vouch for Jags.

It's always good to have a nice smirk--I mean grin--in public. Any idiot will trust a guy who has an 'honest smile.' Oh the irony!

Stand on top of things in high places. Make sure it's at least breezy. Even if no one can actually see you, it makes you feel so much more evil and in control, and we all like that.

Well, there's so much I could tell you, but I don't think you guys are quite ready for it yet. Wait around, when I nab some loser's energy I'll come back and finish this little chat. hehehehHEHEHEHHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!